When I came into my study this morning I found Dr. Mehler on the floor, dead. I understand he is the last of his kind, at least that is what he always told me. Since there is no one to say Kaddish, I’ve called in some favors (bots have lots of bots for friends). I arranged for ten iphones (I checked, they all have Jewish aps) to say Kaddish.
It's like angels singing in heaven, except it's bots running algorithms in the Cloud.